60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skullU.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent. Politics, ospanospanThu, 23 Aug 2007 01:01:14 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull65542http://www.theonion.com/content/video/worlds_oldest_neurosurgeon_turnsNothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best -- performing surgery on the human brain.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 20 Aug 2007 20:01:14 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/worlds_oldest_neurosurgeon_turns65412http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_candidates_competePanelists discuss the "idgit," or idiot, voter -- the unpredictable, uninformed demographic that invariably decides elections.Politics, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 16 Aug 2007 01:01:59 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_candidates_compete65260http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gays_too_precious_to_risk_inGen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.Politics, News RoomNews RoomMon, 13 Aug 2007 20:01:49 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gays_too_precious_to_risk_in65102http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shamingOur panelists discuss whether taunting and insults would be an effective strategy to help America's obese children lose weight.Science & Technology, Health, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 09 Aug 2007 01:01:50 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shaming64948