60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_governmentPanelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.Politics, Government, Cities, Mental Health, Technology, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 18 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government68345http://www.theonion.com/content/video/proposed_classified_bill_willRep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).Politics, ospanospanThu, 11 Oct 2007 01:01:37 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/proposed_classified_bill_will67935http://www.theonion.com/content/video/viewer_voices_where_we_respond_toThe Onion News Network's Brandon Armstrong responds to viewers' emails, texts, and chats--no matter how inane.Entertainment, News RoomNews RoomThu, 04 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/viewer_voices_where_we_respond_to67581http://www.theonion.com/content/video/country_music_stars_challenge_alA group of country music's biggest stars have a message for terrorists: you can't hurt America by blowing up New York City.Listen to SongDownload SongEntertainment, News RoomNews RoomMon, 01 Oct 2007 20:01:38 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/country_music_stars_challenge_al67327