60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/messages_from_our_troops_to_theIn this Onion News Network special feature, our soldiers stationed abroad remind us there's still a war going on.International, News RoomNews RoomThu, 08 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/messages_from_our_troops_to_the69467http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mean_automakers_dash_nations_hopeOnion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flying cars.Business, News Room, Automotive, Families, War, MilitaryNews RoomThu, 01 Nov 2007 19:01:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mean_automakers_dash_nations_hope69276http://www.theonion.com/content/video/christian_charity_raising_moneyA Colorado-based Christian charity is providing aid for any and all heterosexual Africans in need.International, News Room, ReligionNews RoomThu, 01 Nov 2007 02:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/christian_charity_raising_money68939http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_townModesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.Local, News RoomNews RoomMon, 29 Oct 2007 20:01:24 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town68967http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_representativeRep. Gelinas proposes an educational bill to increase the number of young people he meets in under-13 chat rooms.Politics, ospanospanThu, 25 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_representative68711