60Onion News Networkhttp://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.[video] How Can We Raise Awareness In Darfur Of How Much We're Doing For Them?http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_can_we_raise_awareness_inPanelists discuss the tragic lack of media access in Darfur and how we can help Darfurians realize how much we're helping them. International, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 15 Nov 2007 01:01:11 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_can_we_raise_awareness_in69841[video] Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks To Heart Stolen From Dead Manhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/medical_miracle_man_lives_thanksStart your day with our morning show, Today Now! Join hosts Jim and Tracy as they welcome Dave Portman, a real-life Frankenstein's monster.Business, Today NowToday NowTue, 13 Nov 2007 01:05:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/medical_miracle_man_lives_thanks69636[video] Messages From Our Troops To The Families They Can Barely Rememberhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/messages_from_our_troops_to_theIn this Onion News Network special feature, our soldiers stationed abroad remind us there's still a war going on.International, News RoomNews RoomThu, 08 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/messages_from_our_troops_to_the69467[video] Mean Automakers Dash Nation's Hope For Flying Carshttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/mean_automakers_dash_nations_hopeOnion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flying cars.Business, News Room, Automotive, Families, War, MilitaryNews RoomThu, 01 Nov 2007 19:01:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mean_automakers_dash_nations_hope69276[video] Christian Charity Raising Money To Feed Non-Gay Famine Victimshttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/christian_charity_raising_moneyA Colorado-based Christian charity is providing aid for any and all heterosexual Africans in need.International, News Room, ReligionNews RoomThu, 01 Nov 2007 02:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/christian_charity_raising_money68939