60Onion News Networkhttp://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.[video] Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt Onhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/fat_kid_successfully_avoidsToday Now! brings you the inspiring story of Brian Peete, a fat boy who hid his obesity from other children at the pool by keeping his shirt on.Local, Today NowToday NowTue, 27 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fat_kid_successfully_avoids70281[video] Rep. Gary Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Billhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/rep_gary_nelson_r_ct_introducesCongressman Gary Nelson has an economic plan to raise his family's standard of living.Politics, ospanospanThu, 22 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/rep_gary_nelson_r_ct_introduces70191[video] Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition Of Sitting Around At Airporthttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/americans_enjoying_thanksgivingThanksgiving is a time for far-flung family members to reunite with each other and share in holiday cheer at the airport.News RoomNews RoomTue, 20 Nov 2007 01:05:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/americans_enjoying_thanksgiving69998[video] How Can We Raise Awareness In Darfur Of How Much We're Doing For Them?http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_can_we_raise_awareness_inPanelists discuss the tragic lack of media access in Darfur and how we can help Darfurians realize how much we're helping them. International, In The KnowIn The KnowThu, 15 Nov 2007 01:01:11 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_can_we_raise_awareness_in69841[video] Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks To Heart Stolen From Dead Manhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/medical_miracle_man_lives_thanksStart your day with our morning show, Today Now! Join hosts Jim and Tracy as they welcome Dave Portman, a real-life Frankenstein's monster.Business, Today NowToday NowTue, 13 Nov 2007 01:05:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/medical_miracle_man_lives_thanks69636