60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_thePanelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.Science & Technology, Politicians, Technology, In The KnowIn The KnowWed, 09 Jan 2008 18:00:05 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_the72272http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trailA shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing.International, Children, War, News RoomNews RoomTue, 08 Jan 2008 01:32:37 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trail72125http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_importantFor a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.Politics, HIllary Clinton, Technology, Scandal, Elections, GovernmentWed, 02 Jan 2008 18:58:24 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_important68210http://www.theonion.com/content/video/condoleezza_rice_to_voyage_eastThe State Department releases details of Rice's upcoming diplomatic journey.Politics, News RoomNews RoomWed, 02 Jan 2008 11:05:33 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/condoleezza_rice_to_voyage_east59954http://www.theonion.com/content/video/controversial_tell_all_bookA professional wrestling "fan" has written a shocking new book that claims wrestling fans are actually paid actors.Entertainment, News RoomNews RoomWed, 26 Dec 2007 18:34:05 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/controversial_tell_all_book69593