60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/as_obese_population_rises_morePresidential candidates are reaching out to fat voters on the campaign trail by eating large amounts of food.PoliticsMon, 21 Jan 2008 19:30:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/as_obese_population_rises_more72752http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_0Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.Business, Today NowToday NowWed, 16 Jan 2008 18:00:49 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_072476http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mitt_romney_defends_himselfMitt Romney's candidacy took a major hit following the discovery of statements he made a decade ago that imply he isn't sickened by gays.Politics, PoliticiansMon, 14 Jan 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mitt_romney_defends_himself72457http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_thePanelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.Science & Technology, Politicians, Technology, In The KnowIn The KnowWed, 09 Jan 2008 18:00:05 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_the72272http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trailA shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing.International, Children, War, News RoomNews RoomTue, 08 Jan 2008 01:32:37 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_american_schools_trail72125