60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2010 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mysterious_traveler_entrancesAn enigmatic man appeared in Hastings, NY, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed newborns.War For The White HouseMon, 28 Jan 2008 18:07:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mysterious_traveler_entrances73230http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_series_ofExperts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.International, News RoomNews RoomWed, 23 Jan 2008 18:00:24 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_series_of72981http://www.theonion.com/content/video/as_obese_population_rises_morePresidential candidates are reaching out to fat voters on the campaign trail by eating large amounts of food.Politics, War For The White HouseMon, 21 Jan 2008 19:30:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/as_obese_population_rises_more72752http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_0Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.Business, Today NowToday NowWed, 16 Jan 2008 18:00:49 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_072476http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mitt_romney_defends_himselfMitt Romney's candidacy took a major hit following the discovery of statements he made a decade ago that imply he isn't sickened by gays.Politics, War For The White House, PoliticiansMon, 14 Jan 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mitt_romney_defends_himself72457