60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_new_iraqi_lawPanelists discuss whether stringent new suicide-vest laws would make sure only responsible people blow themselves up.International, In The KnowIn The KnowWed, 06 Feb 2008 17:00:29 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_new_iraqi_law73549http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ngyuen_thi_buch_thuy_just_give_meSepak takraw fan favorite Nguyen Thi Buch Thuy has once again angered Coach Lap with his antics on the pitch.Sports, News RoomSportsTue, 05 Feb 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ngyuen_thi_buch_thuy_just_give_me73543http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_representativ_0Congressman Porter (R-IN) urges immediate action against the gang members that have infiltrated our neighborhoods, our schools, and even the Capitol.Politics, ospanospanWed, 30 Jan 2008 18:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_representativ_073252http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mysterious_traveler_entrancesAn enigmatic man appeared in Hastings, NY, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed newborns.John EdwardsMon, 28 Jan 2008 18:07:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mysterious_traveler_entrances73230http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_series_ofExperts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.International, News RoomNews RoomWed, 23 Jan 2008 18:00:24 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_series_of72981