60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_how_can_we_make_thePanelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees' testicles with wind power.Politics, Environment, Military, In The Know, TortureIn The KnowWed, 27 Feb 2008 15:32:30 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_how_can_we_make_the74776http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaksEmbarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.Politics, Voting, politicsMon, 25 Feb 2008 17:36:58 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks74800http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_auto_security_system_will_notThe Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.Business, News RoomNews RoomWed, 20 Feb 2008 18:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_auto_security_system_will_not74360http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nation_of_andorra_not_in_africaThe United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country.International, News RoomNews RoomMon, 18 Feb 2008 18:30:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nation_of_andorra_not_in_africa74358http://www.theonion.com/content/video/expert_on_anteaters_wasted_entireToday Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment.Science & Technology, Today Now, AnimalsToday NowWed, 13 Feb 2008 01:00:39 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/expert_on_anteaters_wasted_entire74139