60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/anonymous_philanthropist_donatesHospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped offa sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thankhim.Local, News RoomNews RoomMon, 10 Mar 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/anonymous_philanthropist_donates75552http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fcc_okays_nudity_on_tv_if_it_sAn FCC official clarifies new broadcasting regulations that clear the way for more nude scenes featuring the beautiful, auburn-haired Alyson Hannigan.Entertainment, Today NowToday NowMon, 03 Mar 2008 21:54:20 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fcc_okays_nudity_on_tv_if_it_s75143http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_how_can_we_make_thePanelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees' testicles with wind power.Politics, Environment, Military, In The Know, TortureIn The KnowWed, 27 Feb 2008 15:32:30 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_how_can_we_make_the74776http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaksEmbarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.Politics, Voting, politicsMon, 25 Feb 2008 17:36:58 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks74800http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_auto_security_system_will_notThe Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.Business, News RoomNews RoomWed, 20 Feb 2008 18:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_auto_security_system_will_not74360