60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/treasury_department_issuesTreasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.Business, ospanospanWed, 15 Apr 2009 18:30:34 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/treasury_department_issues94428http://www.theonion.com/content/video/prison_economy_spirals_as_priceFrom the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.Business, News RoomNews RoomMon, 13 Apr 2009 18:45:09 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/prison_economy_spirals_as_price94423http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_children_exposed_toPanelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.Entertainment, In The KnowIn The KnowWed, 08 Apr 2009 18:30:09 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_children_exposed_to94345http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_video_game_consistsExperts say Close Range sets a new standard for first-person shooter games with its vivid graphics and endless stream of exploding faces.Science & Technology, News RoomNews RoomMon, 06 Apr 2009 20:00:37 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_video_game_consists94295http://www.theonion.com/content/video/morning_show_host_starts_charityAfter her best friend was killed by flying debris, Today Now host Tracy Gill dedicated her life to protecting other people from wind-borne rubble.Local, Today NowToday NowWed, 01 Apr 2009 16:30:30 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/morning_show_host_starts_charity94185