60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9_11_conspiracy_theoriesAn Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.International, News RoomNews RoomMon, 31 Mar 2008 19:14:30 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9_11_conspiracy_theories76782http://www.theonion.com/content/video/today_now_host_tracy_gillTracy Gill talks with the author of a new book about the morning show diva we all love to hate: Tracy Gill.Entertainment, Celebrity, Today NowToday NowWed, 26 Mar 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/today_now_host_tracy_gill76349http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_press_secretary_spinsPress Secretary Ted Barrett deflects questions about the gruesome car wreck that killed his wife hours ago in order to focus on the President's agenda.Politics, Congress, Government, Media, Death, ospanospanWed, 19 Mar 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_press_secretary_spins76144http://www.theonion.com/content/video/army_holds_annual_bring_yourGirls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines.Politics, Family, Children, War, Iraq War, News RoomNews RoomMon, 17 Mar 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/army_holds_annual_bring_your76060http://www.theonion.com/content/video/delicious_snacks_distractA congressional committee discussing Iraq War casualty levels approves of the tasty chips and salsa Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) brought to the hearing.Politics, Congress, Government, ospan, SenateospanTue, 11 Mar 2008 14:46:46 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/delicious_snacks_distract75769