60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_debates_merits_of_newRep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word "pronk" as a legitimate catchphrase.Politics, Congress, politics, ospanospanWed, 16 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_debates_merits_of_new77720http://www.theonion.com/content/video/wildly_popular_iron_man_trailerFans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.Entertainment, News Room, MoviesNews RoomMon, 14 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/wildly_popular_iron_man_trailer77653http://www.theonion.com/content/video/suspicious_package_industry_fallsNew security measures put in place to allay terror fears are threatening to drive suspicious package retailers out of business.Business, News Room, Television, CollegeNews RoomWed, 09 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/suspicious_package_industry_falls77269http://www.theonion.com/content/video/plight_of_missing_hikers_willMedia speculation is rampant over what exciting action sequences and romantic subplots the hikers may be experiencing if they are still alive.Entertainment, News Room, Television, CollegeNews RoomMon, 07 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/plight_of_missing_hikers_will77187http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hungry_fda_official_ordersThe FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters as soon as possible.Politics, ospan, Government, CongressospanWed, 02 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hungry_fda_official_orders76796