60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technologyToday Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body.Science & Technology, Family, Teenagers, Today NowToday NowWed, 07 May 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology79157http://www.theonion.com/content/video/astronauts_suffer_agonizing_highTwo astronauts on the International Space Station display courage, honor, and squeaky voices as they struggle to patch a deadly helium leak.International, Space, NASA, ospanospanWed, 30 Apr 2008 17:27:02 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/astronauts_suffer_agonizing_high78564http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nhl_star_called_up_to_big_leaguesThe Miami Dolphins have drafted NHL star Alexander Ovechkin, making his dream to play professional sports a reality.Sports, sports, Hockey, News RoomSportsTue, 29 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nhl_star_called_up_to_big_leagues78477http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_nearly_80_percent_of_0A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.Business, College, Parties, teens, drinking, News RoomNews RoomMon, 21 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_nearly_80_percent_of_078049http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_debates_merits_of_newRep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word "pronk" as a legitimate catchphrase.Politics, Congress, politics, ospanospanWed, 16 Apr 2008 19:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_debates_merits_of_new77720