60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/genetic_scientists_develop_sheepAfter years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.Business, News Room, Science, AnimalsNews RoomWed, 04 Jun 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/genetic_scientists_develop_sheep80625http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_letFast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.Business, News RoomNews RoomTue, 03 Jun 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let80614http://www.theonion.com/content/video/reporter_in_helicopter_prettyIntrepid reporter Don Abrams surveys what might be damage from a massive landslide in the Philippines, although it's hard to tell from his altitude.Local, Natural Disasters, International, News RoomNews RoomWed, 28 May 2008 17:10:08 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/reporter_in_helicopter_pretty80428http://www.theonion.com/content/video/2_year_old_donkey_called_up_toScouts say Scraps is the best donkey basketball player they have seen in years, but some are concerned he's not mature enough for the big time. Sports, BasketballSportsTue, 27 May 2008 17:30:45 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/2_year_old_donkey_called_up_to80188http://www.theonion.com/content/video/horrific_120_car_pileup_a_sadAs the wreckage from today's tragic crash continues to smolder, one can't help but think of the accident that took the life of the People's Princess.Local, News Room, Automotive, TravelNews RoomWed, 21 May 2008 20:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/horrific_120_car_pileup_a_sad79947