60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_most_children_stronglyA recent survey of children found that they are not in favor of increased doctor visits and vaccinations.Science & Technology, News Room, Children, HealthNews RoomTue, 17 Jun 2008 15:26:08 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_most_children_strongly81451http://www.theonion.com/content/video/high_school_tony_awards_honorHigh school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss.Entertainment, News RoomNews RoomMon, 16 Jun 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/high_school_tony_awards_honor81348http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_finally_gets_around_toWhite House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time.Politics, War, International, politics, ospanospanThu, 12 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_finally_gets_around_to81085http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_playWorld Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.College, Video Games, Technology, Entertainment, News RoomNews RoomTue, 10 Jun 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play80992http://www.theonion.com/content/video/genetic_scientists_develop_sheepAfter years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.Business, News Room, Science, AnimalsNews RoomWed, 04 Jun 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/genetic_scientists_develop_sheep80625