60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_toBoth candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.Politics, John Mccain, Barack ObamaMon, 14 Jul 2008 19:30:32 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to82644http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_struggles_to_come_upBefore a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome namePolitics, Drugs, Politicians, ospanospanWed, 09 Jul 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_struggles_to_come_up82474http://www.theonion.com/content/video/volatile_india_pakistan_standoffThe threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.International, News RoomNews RoomMon, 07 Jul 2008 19:30:30 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/volatile_india_pakistan_standoff82446http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_surveyPresident Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.Politics, Today Now, politics, George W. BushToday NowWed, 02 Jul 2008 19:13:53 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey82237http://www.theonion.com/content/video/entertainment_scientists_warnUnless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.Entertainment, News Room, Miley Cyrus, Music, Celebrities, teens, Michael JacksonNews RoomMon, 30 Jun 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/entertainment_scientists_warn82120