60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/chef_cooks_dream_omelet_fromToday Now! shares a delicious omelet recipe you can make at home with just a few simple and surreal ingredients.Entertainment, Today Now, FoodToday NowWed, 23 Jul 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/chef_cooks_dream_omelet_from83290http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dominos_scientists_test_limits_ofDespite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.Business, Health, Food, Science, News RoomNews RoomMon, 21 Jul 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dominos_scientists_test_limits_of83181http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tiny_dog_has_been_barking_nonstopPausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors.Local, Animals, dogs, News RoomNews RoomWed, 16 Jul 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tiny_dog_has_been_barking_nonstop82717http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_toBoth candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.Politics, John Mccain, Barack ObamaMon, 14 Jul 2008 19:30:32 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to82644http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_struggles_to_come_upBefore a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome namePolitics, Drugs, Politicians, ospanospanWed, 09 Jul 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congress_struggles_to_come_up82474