60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/portrayal_of_obama_as_elitistOverjoyed civil rights leaders say that Barack Obama has paved the way for future black politicians to be smeared as country club snobs.Politics, Barack Obama, politicsWed, 27 Aug 2008 20:55:39 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/portrayal_of_obama_as_elitist85481http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hurricane_bound_for_texas_slowedTexas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass south of them instead.Local, News RoomNews RoomMon, 25 Aug 2008 20:49:39 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hurricane_bound_for_texas_slowed85271http://www.theonion.com/content/video/californians_gather_to_celebrateResidents took part in rituals like picking through the charred remains of their homes and feigning shock that this could happen to them.Local, Natural Disasters, News RoomNews RoomWed, 20 Aug 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/californians_gather_to_celebrate84917http://www.theonion.com/content/video/latest_poll_reveals_430_newA recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.Politics, politicsMon, 18 Aug 2008 23:04:34 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/latest_poll_reveals_430_new84818http://www.theonion.com/content/video/astronaut_suspects_nasa_using_himMission specialist Robert Barrett first became suspicious when he noticed most of his tasks involved measuring his waist and eating cookie dough.Business, ospanospanWed, 13 Aug 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/astronaut_suspects_nasa_using_him84526