60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/being_a_detective_who_talks_toOn Today Now! paranormal detective Leonard Higgs explains that using ghosts to solve crimes actually involves a lot of paperwork.TV, Entertainment, Today NowToday NowWed, 03 Sep 2008 16:05:35 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/being_a_detective_who_talks_to85923http://www.theonion.com/content/video/old_grizzled_third_partyExperts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.Politics, John Mccain, Joad Cressbeckler, politicsMon, 01 Sep 2008 23:23:07 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/old_grizzled_third_party85698http://www.theonion.com/content/video/portrayal_of_obama_as_elitistOverjoyed civil rights leaders say that Barack Obama has paved the way for future black politicians to be smeared as country club snobs.Politics, Barack Obama, politicsWed, 27 Aug 2008 20:55:39 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/portrayal_of_obama_as_elitist85481http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hurricane_bound_for_texas_slowedTexas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass south of them instead.Local, News RoomNews RoomMon, 25 Aug 2008 20:49:39 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hurricane_bound_for_texas_slowed85271http://www.theonion.com/content/video/californians_gather_to_celebrateResidents took part in rituals like picking through the charred remains of their homes and feigning shock that this could happen to them.Local, Natural Disasters, News RoomNews RoomWed, 20 Aug 2008 19:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/californians_gather_to_celebrate84917