60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mccain_s_economic_plan_for_nationMcCain pointed to his personal success in marrying a wealthy beer heiress to prove how the plan could benefit every American.Politics, John Mccain, politicsMon, 22 Sep 2008 21:14:27 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mccain_s_economic_plan_for_nation86952http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_promises_to_stop_americasIn an appeal to working class voters, Barack Obama claimed his economic plan would save millions of backbreaking, mind-numbing shitty jobs.Politics, Barack Obama, politicsWed, 17 Sep 2008 16:00:50 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_promises_to_stop_americas86616http://www.theonion.com/content/video/disney_lab_unveils_its_latestDisney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, you'll barely be able to tell they have no souls.Entertainment, Today Now, CelebritiesToday NowMon, 15 Sep 2008 19:01:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/disney_lab_unveils_its_latest86547http://www.theonion.com/content/video/economists_warn_anti_bushThe sudden drop in demand for "Buck Fush" T-shirts and "Hail to the Chimp" posters could leave millions unemployed.Business, News Room, George W. Bush, EconomyNews RoomWed, 10 Sep 2008 15:50:49 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/economists_warn_anti_bush86319http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pre_game_coin_toss_makesAfter comprehending the capricious nature of fate, the Jaguars could not go through with the charade of playing a meaningless football game.Sports, Football, News RoomSportsTue, 09 Sep 2008 22:08:09 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pre_game_coin_toss_makes86081