60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/precocious_youngster_sellsIn this installment of Beyond The Facts, a gifted 8-year-old girl participates in grown-up politics by spreading smears and lies.PoliticsMon, 13 Oct 2008 22:25:38 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/precocious_youngster_sells88322http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteerTwo prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.Science & Technology, Today Now, Sex, Children, Entertainment, CelebritiesToday NowSun, 12 Oct 2008 09:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteer88139http://www.theonion.com/content/video/extreme_weather_alertExperts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph.Weather, News RoomNews RoomWed, 08 Oct 2008 15:32:07 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/extreme_weather_alert88012http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gunman_kills_15_potential_votersThe Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.Politics, politicsTue, 07 Oct 2008 10:42:09 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gunman_kills_15_potential_voters87966http://www.theonion.com/content/video/china_launches_first_willingChinese gathered to see Zhang Tong, the first Chinese man to go into space without being chained inside the rocket.International, China, Science, Technology, spacespaceWed, 01 Oct 2008 10:53:24 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/china_launches_first_willing87644