60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/john_mccain_accidentally_left_onCampaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.Politics, John Mccain, politicsSun, 19 Oct 2008 09:00:46 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/john_mccain_accidentally_left_on88574http://www.theonion.com/content/video/was_there_too_much_sex_andOur In The Know panelists debate whether the graphic sex acts and extreme violence in HBO's McCain-Obama debate crossed the line.Entertainment, In The Know, politicsIn The KnowWed, 15 Oct 2008 08:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/was_there_too_much_sex_and88450http://www.theonion.com/content/video/precocious_youngster_sellsIn this installment of Beyond The Facts, a gifted 8-year-old girl participates in grown-up politics by spreading smears and lies.PoliticsMon, 13 Oct 2008 22:25:38 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/precocious_youngster_sells88322http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteerTwo prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.Science & Technology, Today Now, Sex, Children, Entertainment, CelebritiesToday NowSun, 12 Oct 2008 09:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteer88139http://www.theonion.com/content/video/extreme_weather_alertExperts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph.Weather, News RoomNews RoomWed, 08 Oct 2008 15:32:07 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/extreme_weather_alert88012