60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_justDespite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.People, John Mccain, politicsSun, 26 Oct 2008 07:00:53 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_just88957http://www.theonion.com/content/video/press_secretarys_zumtrel_floobyThe press secretary explained the president's economic policy by talking about something called a 'grapewood straab.'Politics, ospan, politicsospanTue, 21 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/press_secretarys_zumtrel_flooby88794http://www.theonion.com/content/video/first_openly_gay_racehorse_toAs controversy swirls around thoroughbred Ship's Captain, the horse's trainer says people should focus on the horse's abilities, not its sexuality.Sports, Science, News RoomSportsMon, 20 Oct 2008 16:34:48 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/first_openly_gay_racehorse_to88738http://www.theonion.com/content/video/john_mccain_accidentally_left_onCampaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.Politics, John Mccain, politicsSun, 19 Oct 2008 09:00:46 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/john_mccain_accidentally_left_on88574http://www.theonion.com/content/video/was_there_too_much_sex_andOur In The Know panelists debate whether the graphic sex acts and extreme violence in HBO's McCain-Obama debate crossed the line.Entertainment, In The Know, politicsIn The KnowWed, 15 Oct 2008 08:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/was_there_too_much_sex_and88450