60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_has_halloween_becomePanelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.Business, In The Know, HolidaysIn The KnowTue, 28 Oct 2008 20:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_has_halloween_become89181http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_undertakes_presidentialObama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.workplace, Barack ObamaMon, 27 Oct 2008 17:25:01 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_undertakes_presidential89074http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_justDespite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.People, John Mccain, politicsSun, 26 Oct 2008 07:00:53 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_just88957http://www.theonion.com/content/video/press_secretarys_zumtrel_floobyThe press secretary explained the president's economic policy by talking about something called a 'grapewood straab.'Politics, ospan, politicsospanTue, 21 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/press_secretarys_zumtrel_flooby88794