60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/paleontologists_discover_skeletonPaleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.Science & Technology, News RoomNews RoomWed, 18 Mar 2009 16:30:17 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/paleontologists_discover_skeleton93917http://www.theonion.com/content/video/manufacturer_recalls_hollow_pointSteel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought thenon-flesh-shredding bullets.Science & Technology, News RoomNews RoomMon, 16 Mar 2009 20:00:44 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/manufacturer_recalls_hollow_point93889http://www.theonion.com/content/video/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawedPanelists dismiss the notion that something could go wrong with the 75-foot-tall crabs that shoot acid from their mouths.Science & Technology, In The KnowIn The KnowWed, 11 Mar 2009 16:30:00 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawed93798http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ncaa_expands_march_madness_toOnline universities and bible colleges will be among the thousands of teams vying to prove they are the best in the nation.Sports, BasketballSportsMon, 09 Mar 2009 18:30:59 -0400http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ncaa_expands_march_madness_to93760http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congressman_offers_preemptiveRep. Gregory White (D-NH) tearfully asks forgiveness for the degrading and sinful acts he is about to engage in.Politics, ospanospanWed, 04 Mar 2009 17:30:36 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congressman_offers_preemptive93645