60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/attractive_girls_union_refuses_toAt a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.News RoomNews RoomMon, 17 Nov 2008 18:00:44 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/attractive_girls_union_refuses_to90276http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_governmentWith the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.In The Know, businessIn The KnowTue, 11 Nov 2008 10:33:47 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_government90029http://www.theonion.com/content/video/youtube_contest_challenges_usersYouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.Science & Technology, Internet, Technology, News RoomNews RoomMon, 10 Nov 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/youtube_contest_challenges_users89922http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessiveThe revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.Politics, Barack ObamaWed, 05 Nov 2008 15:00:24 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive89632http://www.theonion.com/content/video/voting_machines_elect_one_ofVoting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.Politics, VotingTue, 04 Nov 2008 01:19:52 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/voting_machines_elect_one_of89550