60Onion News Networkhttp://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.[video] In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costumehttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_thanksgiving_tradition_bushThe pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving.Politics, George W. Bush, Holidays, Scandal, News Room, ThanksgivingNews RoomMon, 24 Nov 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_thanksgiving_tradition_bush90595[video] In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_governmentWith the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.In The Know, businessIn The KnowTue, 11 Nov 2008 10:33:47 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_government90029[video] YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Videohttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/youtube_contest_challenges_usersYouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.Science & Technology, Internet, Technology, News RoomNews RoomMon, 10 Nov 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/youtube_contest_challenges_users89922[video] Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Arehttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessiveThe revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.Politics, Barack ObamaWed, 05 Nov 2008 15:00:24 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive89632