60Onion News Networkhttp://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.[video] NASA Simulator Prepares Astronauts For Rigors Of An Interview With Larry Kinghttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasa_simulator_preparesNASA instructors offer a firsthand look at the training astronauts endure before they can withstand an appearance on Larry King Live.Entertainment, Today Now, CelebritiesToday NowMon, 01 Dec 2008 21:03:57 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasa_simulator_prepares90901[video] USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricinghttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/usda_official_takes_courageousA deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure.Politics, Food, ospanospanThu, 27 Nov 2008 08:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/usda_official_takes_courageous90602[video] In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costumehttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_thanksgiving_tradition_bushThe pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving.Politics, George W. Bush, Holidays, Scandal, News Room, ThanksgivingNews RoomMon, 24 Nov 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_thanksgiving_tradition_bush90595[video] In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_governmentWith the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.In The Know, businessIn The KnowTue, 11 Nov 2008 10:33:47 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_government90029