60http://tv.theonion.com/en-us2009 The Onion, Inc.The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want. Subscribe and watch right now.http://www.theonion.com/content/video/aunts_and_stepdads_line_up_forAcross the country, aunts and stepdads are braving crowds to get their hands on the perfect gift for the relatives they barely know.Business, Family, Holidays, News RoomNews RoomMon, 15 Dec 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/aunts_and_stepdads_line_up_for91761http://www.theonion.com/content/video/president_to_face_down_monsterThe press secretary tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he'll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own doubts.Politics, Government, George W. Bush, ospanospanTue, 09 Dec 2008 13:00:07 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/president_to_face_down_monster91528http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_portable_sewing_machine_letsFrom our Bangladesh channel: The Smart Stitch is being hailed as a revolutionary garment factory that fits in the palm of your hand.Workplace, Technology, International, News RoomNews RoomMon, 08 Dec 2008 19:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_portable_sewing_machine_lets91197http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasa_simulator_preparesNASA instructors offer a firsthand look at the training astronauts endure before they can withstand an appearance on Larry King Live.Entertainment, Today Now, CelebritiesToday NowMon, 01 Dec 2008 21:03:57 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasa_simulator_prepares90901http://www.theonion.com/content/video/usda_official_takes_courageousA deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure.Politics, Food, ospanospanThu, 27 Nov 2008 08:00:00 -0500http://www.theonion.com/content/video/usda_official_takes_courageous90602