4-Year-Old's Idea Of Barbie, Ken Marriage Involves Lots Of Head Collisions

4-Year-Old's Idea Of Barbie, Ken Marriage Involves Lots Of Head Collisions

June 27, 2007 | Issue 43•26

4-Year-Old's Idea Of Barbie, Ken Marriage Involves Lots Of Head Collisions

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