Aging Morten Andersen: ‘Kicking Field Goals Is All I Know’
10.04.07 | Issue 43•40
Vinny Testaverde Touchdown Dance Hopelessly Out-Of-Date
10.18.07 | Issue 43•42
Curt Schilling Inexplicably Bleeding Throughout Game 3 Start
10.11.07 | Issue 43•41
Windup-Less Pitcher Giving Batter Fits
09.27.07 | Issue 43•39
London Unveils 2012 Olympics Logo To Stunned Silence
06.07.07 | Issue 43•23
Tom Brady Clearly Receiving Preferential Treatment From NFL
10.08.09 | Issue 45•41
Roethlisberger Repeatedly Taps 'Helmets Are For Losers' Into Pillow Using Morse Code
06.15.06 | Issue 42•24
Previous
Next
Nation Descends Into Chaos As Throat Infection Throws Off Obama's Cadence
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.
more personals »