Bob Dylan Digitally Remastered
08.26.08 | Issue 44•35
McCain Silences Critics With Perfectly Executed Cartwheel
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ATM Flees To Mexico With $50,000
09.02.08 | Issue 44•36
Unmanned Military Drone Briefly Grasps Senselessness Of War
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Vending-Machine Snack Fails To Deploy
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Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer
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Millions Of Plants Sent From Nation's Garden Departments To Their Deaths
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