Dick Clark Still Sitting There
01.15.08 | Issue 44•03
Report: 94% Of South Dakotans Unprepared For Mt. Rushmore Faces Coming Alive And Eating Everyone
01.23.08 | Issue 44•04
Jamie Lynn Spears Loses Custody Of Fetus
01.22.08 | Issue 44•04
All-Dad Blues Band A Critical Disappointment
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New 'Wacky Wipers' Make Driving In The Rain Fun
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New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast
03.26.03 | Issue 39•11
Cheney Suspects Bush Listening In On Other Phone
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