Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup
06.05.08 | Issue 44•23
Underdog Comes Out Of Nowhere To Lose To Tiger Woods
06.19.08 | Issue 44•25
Twins Ask Fans To Be Quiet So They Can Focus On Game
06.12.08 | Issue 44•24
Hillary Grabs 'Hillary '08' Sign From Aide, Snaps It Over Knee
06.03.08 | Issue 44•23
Joe Buck Can't Resist Urge To Join 'Go Cards!' Chant
10.25.06 | Issue 42•43
Charlie Sheen Wants To Finish Career As A Cleveland Indian
09.14.06 | Issue 42•37
Pope Puts On Rally Mitre
12.04.08 | Issue 44•49
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