Hasbro Concedes World Not Ready For Rubik’s Chicken
08.09.06 | Issue 42•32
Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
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Raving Maniac Just Saying What Everyone Wants To Hear
Commuter Playing Some Sort Of Alphabet Sudoku
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Yo-Yo Ma Injured During Practice
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Nabisco Introduces X-treme Salt-Assault Saltines
04.23.03 | Issue 39•15
8-Year-Old Allowed To Stay Up Late To Watch Johnny Carson's Funeral
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