Hillary Clinton Wows Russians With Poignant Chekhovian Monologue
03.17.09 | Issue 45•12
Heroic Pickles Holding Lid Shut From Inside
03.24.09 | Issue 45•13
Obama Asks Biden Not To Stand So Close
03.20.09 | Issue 45•12
Struggling Don Rickles Has Nothing But Nice Things To Say About Audience
03.13.09 | Issue 45•11
Sentient Couch Thinks It Would Look Good Over By The Window
05.17.00 | Issue 36•18
Dollar Store Has Great Deal On Fig Nortons
07.08.08 | Issue 44•28
Garth Brooks Thinking About How A Pie Would Be Good Right About Now
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