Michelangelo's David Updated

Michelangelo's David Updated

March 25, 2008 | Issue 44•13

Michelangelo's David

Mason-Dixon Line Renamed IHOP-Waffle House Line July 6, 2005
Afghan Warlord Takes Anderson Cooper As 43rd Wife November 22, 2006
Data-Entry Clerk Reapplies Carmex At 17-Minute Intervals April 21, 1999
Vicious, Man-Eating Carnivores On Decline In Arctic October 3, 2007
That Same Guy With The Glasses At Every Rock Show April 11, 2001
Sprite Introduces Cola-Flavored Sprite June 5, 2002

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