Novelty Pencil Worn Down To The Nub

Novelty Pencil Worn Down To The Nub

April 1, 2008 | Issue 44•14

Novelty Pencil

Illegal Activity Moved 32 Feet From Shore February 24, 1999
Football Fan Wears Off-Season Body Paint April 2, 2003
Depressed Wolf Blitzer Locks Self In Situation Room March 7, 2007
New Co-Worker Seems Like Nice Enough Guy September 2, 1997
Tony Randall Secedes From Union; Declares Himself Independent Nation Of Randalia November 5, 1996
Roy Clark Deep-Fried In Beer Batter April 29, 1998

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