Report: 94% Of South Dakotans Unprepared For Mt. Rushmore Faces Coming Alive And Eating Everyone

Report: 94% Of South Dakotans Unprepared For Mt. Rushmore Faces Coming Alive And Eating Everyone

January 23, 2008 | Issue 44•04

Rushmore

New 'Aspershirt' Relieves Torso Pain April 16, 1997
Woman With Amazing Rack Told She Has Beautiful Eyes January 28, 2004
Guinea Pig Returned For Store Credit January 24, 2007
Ann Landers' Advice Arrives 11 Weeks Too Late May 10, 2000
Up-And-Coming Local Band Signs Two-Cassette Deal September 23, 1997
Man Forgets He Has Infant Strapped To Back July 2, 2003

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