Spark Of Humanity Fades From Mark Teixeira's Eyes After Signing With Yankees | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

At the AV Club: AVQ&A

Latest:

Dwayne Wade Wallet-Size-Picturizes Defender
Kate Hudson Cut To
ESPN.com Replaces Rumor Central With 'The Making Shit Up Zone'
Reuters Enthusiast Cole Aldrich Left Off Associated Press All-America Team
Steinbrenner's Heart Monitor Flatlines As Yankees Make Final Out Of World Series

Baseball

Teixeira

Spark Of Humanity Fades From Mark Teixeira's Eyes After Signing With Yankees

01.08.09 | Issue 45•02

Recent Photo Finish

Dan Rooney Crushed Beneath Weight Of Lamar Hunt Trophy

01.22.09 | Issue 45•04
Colts Retire Tony Dungy's Sweater Vest

01.15.09 | Issue 45•03
Armless, Legless Tiger Woods Wins U. S. Open

12.15.08 | Issue 44•51

More Photo Finish

David Ortiz Incorporates Champagne Goggles Into Everyday Uniform

10.25.07 | Issue 43•43
Zombie Wilt Chamberlain Leads U.S. Nightmare Team To Victory

08.14.08 | Issue 44•33
40,000 Revenge-Seeking Bats Descend Upon Manu Ginobili

11.05.09 | Issue 45•45

Article Tools

- Digg
- Facebook
- Stumbleupon
- Twitter
- Reddit
Email
To: From:
Print

Related Articles

Fucking Yankees, Reports Nation 08.16.07
A-Rod Shipped Back To Manufacturer To Fix Mechanical Flaw In Swing 06.22.06

Recent News»

The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.

Meet Other Onion Readers

more personals »