Twins Ask Fans To Be Quiet So They Can Focus On Game
06.12.08 | Issue 44•24
Mike Golic Finally Marries, Eats Mike Greenberg
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Underdog Comes Out Of Nowhere To Lose To Tiger Woods
06.19.08 | Issue 44•25
Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup
06.05.08 | Issue 44•23
Armless, Legless Tiger Woods Wins U. S. Open
12.15.08 | Issue 44•51
Togo's Lone Olympic Representative Under A Lot Of Pressure To Win Olympics
08.07.08 | Issue 44•32
Johnny Damon Probably Wouldn't Mind Being On Dancing With The Stars
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