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April 3, 1996 - April 9, 1996 | Issue 29•12

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Straw Shuttle

NASA Baffled by Failure of Straw Shuttle

NASA officials watched in horror Monday as the $68 billion straw space shuttle, Explorer 2, burst into flames just after liftoff from Cape Canaveral. The four American and three Russian astronauts onboard were killed instantly, despite their protective all-straw space suits. Technicians were stunned by the failure, which capped a flawless six-month pre-launch test period. They count faulty twine among the possible c...

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    issue 2912 | 04.03.96 | News

    After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit... more»

    Jesus Dunking

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