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In Brief
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- Report: Turkey Sandwiches An Excellent Source Of Turkey Sandwiches
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Cheney To Speak At Republican Convention From Section 109, Row 56, Seat 3
- FBI Launches Nationwide Manhunt For New Office Manager
- Bush Lets War Widow Punch His Arm Once
- U.S. Advises Allies Not To Border Russia
- Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World
- Obama Picks Biden As VP
- Video: Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South
- Video: Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans
- Seinfeld To Revive Microsoft
- 6-Year-Old Stares Down Bottomless Abyss Of Formal Schooling
- Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser
- College Presidents Rethinking Drinking Age
- Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports
- Video: Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
- Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World
- Video: Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans
- Video: Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South
- Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser
- Video: Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
- Video: Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
- Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports
- Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns
- 6-Year-Old Stares Down Bottomless Abyss Of Formal Schooling
- Obama's Hillbilly Half-Brother Threatening To Derail Campaign
- Video: Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans
- Video: Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South
- Radio News: New Flavored Fork Adds Taste Of Ham To Every Meal
- Opinion: America Needs To Have A Superficial Conversation About Race
- Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports
- Statshot: Most-Coveted Carnival Prizes
- Cheney To Speak At Republican Convention From Section 109, Row 56, Seat 3
- Superintendent Draws Up 'Dream School Board' Of All-Time Greats
- Bush: Thousands Of Registered Democrats Needed For 'Extremely Important' Mission
- Will Barack Obama Overcome His Crippling Fear Of Public Speaking In Time For His Big Speech?
- Childbirth To Be Area Woman's Least Painful Interaction With Daughter
- My Goal Is To Someday Be A Realtor
- Rasheed Wallace Has Greatest Dream Where He Uses Headband As Basketball Slingshot And Scores A Million Points
- America's Cowboys Suffering From Restless Heart Syndrome
- Abstinence-Only Education Ruined By Trip To Zoo
- Nervous Joe Girardi Blows Interview With Yankees
- College Freshman Already Loves It
- Satan Depressed All Weekend After Man Opts Out Of Casino Trip
- Hellmann's Heir's Conduct Unbefitting A Mayonnaise Magnate
- I Love The Idea Of My Wife
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National News Highlights
Roll over locations for news
- MIAMI, FL—Following their 3-2 victory, the Florida Marlins went into the locker room and talked about the pretty girl who was sitting in the front row.
- PARMA, OH—Brian Stern got ready for a date by scouring the backyard for his cleanest pair of Tevas.
- ORLANDO, FL—Hours into her day with two friends at Disney World, Jen Brown finally got the middle spot in a picture.
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McCain Courts Youth Vote With Lengthy Speech On Forbearance, Morality
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Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
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FEMA Calls Rebuilding Complete As New Orleans Restored To Former Squalor
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Attractive Woman Receives Hamster Compliments Of Gentlemen On Other Side Of Pet Store
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Jerk Already Knew That
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Child’s Boundless Imagination Rewarded With More Identical Cubes Of Wood
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Semi-Lucid Man Makes Fully Lurid Gesture
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