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A Heroin Experience

With studies indicating that its use is greatly on the rise, heroin has been the focus of much attention lately, featured prominently in the film Trainspotting and on the cover of Time magazine. What do you think of this so-called "drug of the '90s"?


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This Week’s Horoscopes

Virgo: An awkward social situation arises when Bob Hope’s ghost materializes at your wedding and protests drunkenly that he is not, in fact, dead.

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Rising College Costs

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From the Archives

White House Debuts Iraq War Infomercial

February 8, 2006 | Issue 42•06

Funeral Looks Cheap

May 19, 2004 | Issue 40•20

Dubious Inclusions Damage Credibility Of Entire Record Collection

March 14, 2001 | Issue 37•09

Report: Nuclear Arsenal Will Go Bad Unless Used By 2000

June 10, 1998 | Issue 33•22

Incorrect Pain-Reliever Brand Choice Results In Missed Job Promotion

August 12, 1997 | Issue 32•02

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