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Chocolate Pudding Up $2 A Barrel

July 27, 2005 | Issue 41•30

Democratic Middle Eastern Union Votes To Invade U.S.

June 22, 2005 | Issue 41•25

Area Priest To Get Out Of Priesthood As Soon As Parents Die

January 28, 2004 | Issue 40•04

IBM Emancipates 8,000 Wage Slaves

October 8, 2003 | Issue 39•39

Bankrupt Motivational Speaker Adds Word 'Failure' To His Vocabulary

January 22, 1997 | Issue 31•02

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