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October 16, 1996 - October 22, 1996 | Issue 30•10

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Necrophiliac's Prison Release Sparks Outrage Among Area Corpses

Necrophiliac's Prison Release Sparks Outrage Among Area Corpses

REDBURN, VT—Next week, Thomas Holwell will be released from prison, having served a six-year sentence for disinterring and sexually assaulting 17 corpses. He will move back to Redburn—and the news is not sitting well with the town's substantial dead population. "The people I've dealt with here seem really tense," said Henry Phelps, chief mortician at Redburn's Shady...

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