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Eleven-Year-Old Has Miniskirt, Pumps, Vague Notion Of What Sex Is

April 12, 2000 | Issue 36•13

Money Continues To Pour In To Some Undesignated Far-Off Point Somewhere

June 2, 1999 | Issue 35•21

Clinton Criticized For Not Supporting Local Music Scene

April 29, 1998 | Issue 33•16

Area Woman Not Listened To Again

March 25, 1998 | Issue 33•11

German-Style Krackhaüs Offers Hearty Cocaine

September 18, 1996 | Issue 30•06

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