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Notorious R.I.P.

The Notorious B.I.G. was shot to death last week, almost six months to the day after fellow "gangsta" rapper Tupac Shakur was killed. What do you think about the escalating violence in the rap world?


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Pisces: Your newfound ability to pick up Canadian radio stations will be the only positive side effect of the brand-new steel plate in your head.

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Papal Election Brings End To Worldwide Unsupervised-Catholic Sin Binge

April 20, 2005 | Issue 41•16

Bunch Of Hick Nobodies Sue For Toxic-Waste Exposure

November 5, 2003 | Issue 39•43

GOP Reports Record Second-Quarter Profits

June 18, 2003 | Issue 39•23

Seemingly Shy Woman Really Just Stuck-Up, Friends Say

September 13, 2000 | Issue 36•32

Scientists Discover Wrinkle In Time-Life Continuum

September 16, 1997 | Issue 32•07

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